29 de febrero de 2012

Do you know?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
-If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts...

Make it happen!

"Destiny is for losers...
It's just a stupid excuse to wait for thing to happen instead of making them happen."
Blair Waldorf

Destiny:

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide
your problems are your own.
You do not blame them on anyone or anything.
Your realize that you control your own destiny."
-Albert Ellis

Lifesaver or not:

Funny ads, but you get the idea...

27 de febrero de 2012

Positive thinking...

"Fear less, hope more,
 eat less, chew more, 
whine less, breath more, 
talk less, say more
hate less, love more,
and good thing will be yours."
Swedish Proverb

Strangers in town...

someone asked me if i knew you,
a million memories flashed through my mind 
and I whispered:
"... Not anymore"...

Way more fun!

"Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist"

Taking things for granted...

People say you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it...

Yep! Coffee time!

Drink Coffee...
Do stupid things faster with more energy...


18 de febrero de 2012

15 de febrero de 2012

The perfect world!

-If women ruled the world...
There would be no wars...
Justa a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...
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8 de febrero de 2012

7 de febrero de 2012

To all parents:

Unattended Childen will be given espresso and a free Kitten...
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To me it sounds like a good idea =D lol.