28 de marzo de 2012

Found it!

The best way to a man's heart, is between the fourth and fifth ribs....

That's sound good... or not!

Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at
3am just to say:
Hey baby, i just wanted to tell you I am outside
of your window with taco bell and weed...

14 de marzo de 2012

Always wondered...

If we`re not supposed to have midnight snacks, 
then why is there a light in the fridge?
why! why! why!

What will you do?!

- "What will you do if I punch you?!
-"I'll Punch you too".
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-"If I slap you?"
-"I'll slap you back."
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"If I love you?"
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