Muy Cierto:

Aeropuertos:

le quitan el glamour a cualquiera!

Eso no se le hace a nadie!

A mi no me roba nadie el carro!

Allí van mis impuestos...

Only Twilight fan would love!

-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

Oh, Crap!

Today, friday 12!

La playera del gym:

Yes! I want one of these, awesome!

He visto un lindo gatito

Empezando a planear mi disfraz

Halloween ready!

Slap in the face!

Facts about Woman

I'm a woman. I don't know what i want, 

But I can get mad, if i don't get it.

Comunicación Verbal entre Chicas

Who's doing this?

Growing old gracefully? Ha!

El Cerebro hay que tratar de usarlo diario...

- Usar en caso de emergencia...

Ads that pop...

No smoking....

We know your life has o value. But petrol is extremely costly...

Predicar con el ejemplo...

Is Toothpaste the solution...

Life is so hard... Sensitive toothpaste....

La Realidad de Wikipedia...

No, No... No Returns...

You know something, it could happen to you...

- What if I'm sexy... and I don't know it?

From this ( ) to this )(...

- "if you're going to be working out more, you shouldn't starve yourself. If you're going to be driving a longer distance, why would you give your car less fuel?

Mirror, Mirror...

- Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror, and I wonder:

- How the fuck did I ever become this awesome?

Robert Downey Jr.: Do as you wish...

- "Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway."

-Robert Downey Jr.

Superheroes en sala de retiro....

Bill Gates:

- "Bill gates gave a speech in Saudi Arabia. The audience was segregated by gender, with a large panel dividing the fully veilled women from the men. A participant asked whether the country could realistically become "one of the world's most competitive economies by 2010". Well, if you're not fully utilizing half the talent in the country. You're not going to get too close to the top, said Gates."

Charlie Brown:

- Mientras encuentras lo que busacas se feliz con lo que tienes...

Brian Dyson: When it's over...

-"Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying"

-Brian Dyson

Realism to bullshit...

How to measure your problems in life with tea...

- If tea can´t fix it, it is a serious problem...

Yellow... are you awake?

Henry David Thoreau: Morality

- Do not be too moral you may cheat yourself out of much life.

 Aim above morality. Be not simple good... Be good for something!!!!

Oso Morlar....

Give it a shot... and always remember it starts with you...

- Be the change you wish to see in the world.... It start with you....

Cause nothing Worth it... ever is...

- Change is Good ....

- Yeah, but it's not easy....

Fe de errata...

- Confieso ... no miento...

De veras te hamé....

Así con -H-

porque fue un error....

Torture with crackers.....

- We have ways of making you talk....

There's this thing called fate...

- Fate controls who walks into your life, but you decide who you let walk out, who you let stay, and who your refuse to let go.

It's just a matter of opinion, I guess...

- Jesus, Helen --- You can´t go on the beach like that!

It's Obscene!

I'm just a girl in the world...

The picture:

- With no words it describes exactly how life works...

Spelling tips for today...