How to murder someone:

- Tell them you love them

and never talk to them again.

Is it a crime that I still want you

And that I want you to want me too?

How to get off a date:

- Sorry, I can´t today.

My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's 

fish died. And yes, it was tragic!

Give it time:

Find someone who isn't afraid to admit they miss you.

Someone who knows that you're not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

Someone whose biggest fear is losing you.

one who gives their heart completely. Someone, who says I love you and means it.

Last but not least, find someone you wouldn't mind waking up with, seeing your wrinkles and your gray hair but still falls in love with you all over again.

Let's play!

Fun now, kids later.

Rules of a lady:

Cinderella did not facebook

stalk prince charming.

How to get the girl

How to get the girl: -based on successful attempts

• Be yourself  5%
• Make her laugh 4%
• Impress her parents7%
• Respect her 2%
• Be spontaneous 1%
• Borrow you friend's puppy 11%
• Ignore her  70%

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¿Cómo conquistar a una chica?: - Basado en intentos

• Siendo tu mismo 5%
• Haciendola reir 4%
• Impresionando a sus padres 7%
• Respetándola 2%
• Siendo espontáneo 1%
• Pidiendo prestado un cachorrito 11%
• Ignorándola 70%

Let him Go!

OK! hit it... play the music...

If he's stupid enough to walk away...

be smart enough to let him Go.

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Si fue lo suficiente estúpido para dejarte ir... 

sé lo suficientemente inteligente para dejarlo ir!

Total BS Breakup Lines

I don't want to hold you back, Hey! You deserve better, and so on...

The Rule!

If a man wants you, a restraining order can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Just a tip:

Si te esta ingorando o se comporta como un idiota, lo más seguro es que sea un Idiota.

No caigas en su juego, dile que se vaya al diablo.

If hés ignoring you or being a jerk, chances are hés a jerk... Don't fall for his tricks, tell him to piss off...