Feliz día del planeta!

Ja! lindo el planeta tierra

One more secret spilled:

- The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on

fighting the old, but on building the new.

Inhale, Exhale...

- I couldn't sleep last night because I was

regretting decisions I had made in my life.

My Head...

I was lost... oh Yeah

In politics and in life...

If you repeat a lie often enough,

it becomes truth or politics

This is not Wonderland!

- Excuse me, which level of hell is this?

Oh you are my 90%

- You're 90% of the reason I get up in the morning, the other 10% is cause I have to pee.

I know you'lle be there...

- If you fall i'll be there

-Ground

Fairness in the education system?!

That's a laugh...

Feel free too...

Sometimes you need to let things go...

Laws in life:

-Everything Good in Life is either Illegal, fattening or bad...

Squat Analogy...

The squat is the perfect analogy for life.

It's about standing back up after something heavy takes you down!

Don't you think?

Irony:

Drawing trees on paper...

There is a thing about dreams:

They've promised that dreams can come true...

But forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

-Oscar Wilde

Yep!

That awkward moment when you've fallen in love

with someone who's already in love with someone else...

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Ese momento nada que ver, 

cuando te enamoras de alguien que está enamorado de alguien más....=S

The truth is!

The truth is everyone is going to hurt you,

You just have to figure out who is worth the pain.

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La verdad es que todo el mundo te va a lastimar,

Tú sólo tienes que decidir por quien vale la pena sufrir.

How to get the girl

How to get the girl: -based on successful attempts

• Be yourself  5%
• Make her laugh 4%
• Impress her parents7%
• Respect her 2%
• Be spontaneous 1%
• Borrow you friend's puppy 11%
• Ignore her  70%

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¿Cómo conquistar a una chica?: - Basado en intentos

• Siendo tu mismo 5%
• Haciendola reir 4%
• Impresionando a sus padres 7%
• Respetándola 2%
• Siendo espontáneo 1%
• Pidiendo prestado un cachorrito 11%
• Ignorándola 70%