NO siempre es tan fácil descifrarnos...

Nadie entiende a nadie...

Perfect!

"Have no fear of perfection you'll never reach it".

Salvador Dali

How to get off a date:

- Sorry, I can´t today.

My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's 

fish died. And yes, it was tragic!

Mistakes I used to make...

You're my favorite boy to hate, my favorite mistake to make.

I still mis my ex...

But my aim is getting better!

For your daughters and sons...

And this is why school education is important people... 

Let's Discuss

“Let’s hope so cos everyone I’ve met so far is a bunch of cunts”

In a nut shell

Tienen que ver esto! me pareció genial y al final Kanye...Taylor Swift no lo pudo haber escrito mejor.

 

Slap in the face!

Love and Hate:

- If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee....

*- If you were my wife I'd drink it...

For better or worse?

I would say No ice cream, for sure!

- I don't know what's sadder, a break-up, or no ice cream.

Aw Men!

The brain and the heart drama!

NO! Lat time you got hurt!

Found it!

The best way to a man's heart, is between the fourth and fifth ribs....

Let's play!

Fun now, kids later.

Where's the switch?

Feelings:

ON-OFF

What will you do?!

- "What will you do if I punch you?!

-"I'll Punch you too".

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-"If I slap you?"

-"I'll slap you back."

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"If I love you?"

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Rules of a lady:

Cinderella did not facebook

stalk prince charming.

Thumbs Up!

Drink Till he's cute!

Drunk the entire relationship...

Ever looked at your ex and wondered:

"Was I drunk the entire relationship?"