Once Upon a Time, a Few Mistakes Ago

Quien no entiende el sarcasmo no entiende la vida!

Yo hablo tres idiomas:

Español

Indirectas

y Sarcasmo

Keep your coins...

I want change!

Aww Girls:

The boobs are real, the smile is fake...

Tell me something about you...

-I'm sarcastic, What's your super power?

Oh so true!

I am fluent in three languages...

english, sarcasm, and profanity.

Please...

Por favor no me interrumpas mientras te estoy ignorando.

Please don't interrupt me while I'm Ignoring you.