Once Upon a Time, a Few Mistakes Ago

The Great Game of Life Presentes:

- The never ending fight:

The brain Vs The Heart

Oh you are my 90%

- You're 90% of the reason I get up in the morning, the other 10% is cause I have to pee.

Your Expections... I don't care

"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine".

Vamos Lilo!

1-2-3-4

Who are you with, again?

I'm with stupid...

Cambiando las reglas

Nada está escrito!

Ads that pop...

No smoking....

We know your life has o value. But petrol is extremely costly...

Only for today...

- Things i don't feel like doing today:

Moving.

Sometimes I wonder...

-Where the fuck is my coffee...

Double Standards...

-Every day, thousand od innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

help end the violence...

Thought for the day:

If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait...

The feeling does go away...

Doing nothing?

Who says nothing is imposible. I've been doing nothing for years...

Coffee Time is Up!

-Drink Coffee:

Do stupid things faster with more energy!

A little prayer:

Dear fat in my body, find your way to my boobs or gtfo:)

I've heard this before?!:

I am NEVER drinking again...

Let's try some magic tricks:

Abracadabra!

-Nope.

You're still a bitch.

Funny or not?!

-Men are so useless...

Oh that's right!

Are you stuck or going forward?

Which step have you reached today?

I won't do it,

I can´t do it,

I want to do it,

How do I do it?

I´ll try to do it...

I can do it!

I will do it...

Yes, I did it!