Perfect!

"Have no fear of perfection you'll never reach it".

Salvador Dali

How to get off a date:

- Sorry, I can´t today.

My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's 

fish died. And yes, it was tragic!

I know you'lle be there...

- If you fall i'll be there

-Ground

Fairness in the education system?!

That's a laugh...

Tell me something about you...

-I'm sarcastic, What's your super power?

Timing is my worst enemy!

Do not believe the things you tell yourself so late at night.

You are your own worst enemy.

Laws in life:

-Everything Good in Life is either Illegal, fattening or bad...

Simple as that!

If it makes you happy do it, 

If it doesn't, then don`t.

Are you stuck or going forward?

Which step have you reached today?

I won't do it,

I can´t do it,

I want to do it,

How do I do it?

I´ll try to do it...

I can do it!

I will do it...

Yes, I did it!

Just wait cause:

-Sometimes the questions are complicated 

and the answers are simple...

It's only yours...

Happiness is a choice...

Taking things for granted...

People say you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it...

I need a pick me up!

All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person...

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Ni todo el café en Colombia me hará una persona de las mañanas.

Yep!

That awkward moment when you've fallen in love

with someone who's already in love with someone else...

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Ese momento nada que ver, 

cuando te enamoras de alguien que está enamorado de alguien más....=S

The truth is!

The truth is everyone is going to hurt you,

You just have to figure out who is worth the pain.

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La verdad es que todo el mundo te va a lastimar,

Tú sólo tienes que decidir por quien vale la pena sufrir.

Drinks and Dreams

Don't chase anything but drinks and dreams!

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Fix You

You suck. 

You should fix that...

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Nobody dies a Virgin...

Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all.