Do you know?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

-If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts...

Make it happen!

"Destiny is for losers...

It's just a stupid excuse to wait for thing to happen instead of making them happen."

Blair Waldorf

Destiny:

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide

your problems are your own.

You do not blame them on anyone or anything.

Your realize that you control your own destiny."

-Albert Ellis

Lifesaver or not:

Funny ads, but you get the idea...

Morning! I need my coffee!

Coffee is a drug...

A warm delicious drug!

Positive thinking...

"Fear less, hope more,

 eat less, chew more, 

whine less, breath more, 

talk less, say more

hate less, love more,

and good thing will be yours."

Swedish Proverb

Strangers in town...

someone asked me if i knew you,

a million memories flashed through my mind 

and I whispered:

"... Not anymore"...

Way more fun!

"Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist"

Taking things for granted...

People say you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it...

Yep! Coffee time!

Drink Coffee...

Do stupid things faster with more energy...

Good Morning!

-Now let´s have some coffee ;)

Breakfast in bed...hmm

-If ou want brakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen...

Life tips:

-You can do pretty much anything if you yell the right phrase:

For Science!

I wonder If you wonder...

You are beautiful!

-All girls are different...

That doesn´t make them any less beautiful.

The Bang Bang theory...

Nice add, so much imagintion, easy on durex...

Your just Jealous!...

My alarm clock is just jealous of the relationship 

I have with my bed...

Let me tell you:

- Hapiness is a warm butt...

Got Milk?

The perfect world!

-If women ruled the world...

There would be no wars...

Justa a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...

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Just Do It!

-I'm making myself extraordinary!

I´m Winning...

-Must not Blink...

Cada quien...

***Ok! ya se que no soy gorda, pero tengo grasa que quiero perder...

Así suena mejor?

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To all parents:

Unattended Childen will be given espresso and a free Kitten...

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To me it sounds like a good idea =D lol.

Hey You!...

-Talk to me!