The brain and the heart drama!

NO! Lat time you got hurt!

Why do people ask those questions?

-Did you just fall?

--No. I attacked the floor, backwards... I'm freaking talented!

So funny...

The dilemma with the short skirt... 

Whatever I like'em...

What a woman!

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

the Devil says, Oh no, She's Up!

El gobierno y sus matices...

Impone-Propone

Now that would be something!

Why is "patience" a virtue?

Why can`t "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?

Found it!

The best way to a man's heart, is between the fourth and fifth ribs....

That's sound good... or not!

Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at

3am just to say:

Hey baby, i just wanted to tell you I am outside

of your window with taco bell and weed...

Una estadística:

La mano del mercado y el índice literal del desempleo!

Let's play!

Fun now, kids later.

Let´s Cook:

http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/

Some brains are ment to be cooked!

Si pasa en las películas, pasa en la vida real...

¿Te gustaría que transformara tu vida en un Infierno?

-Lo siento, pero no estoy listo para una relación sentimental...

Smile

Every Single day.

When I was young!

I used to be a professional tennis player:

Meh...

Insólito...

Oh look =)

funny or not?

Acumuladores....

Dejar Ropa en la silla: 

Después de ver esto tiene un nuevo sentido!

Either you have it or you don't?

Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching...

Cada quien cree lo que quiere creer!

Cada quien se traga lo que quiere.

I knew it!

You don't have insomnia.

You have a fucked up sleeping pattern.

Where's the switch?

Feelings:

ON-OFF

Makes you stronger?!

What doesn't kill you makes you wish it did.

Hay quienes sólo así aprenden!

Can I Google that?

I wish we can google how a certain person feel about us....

ohh Charlie Brown...

Don´t take it too hard.

 I´ve done a lot of stupid things in my life too....

Sólo ideas me dan...

Versión más alegre!

Hay quienes se quiebran la cabeza y luego esta el talento natural!

-Cuando tiene talento no necesitas mucho más...

Nothing is!

Alice: This is impossible.

The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Cheers!

-I do not get drunk!

I get awesome...

Ni superman se salva...

Ohhh!

Oh yes it is!

Thank God it's Friday!

Es epidemia...

Ya ni las bibliotecas la respetan...

Love!

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds...

Always wondered...

If we`re not supposed to have midnight snacks, 

then why is there a light in the fridge?

why! why! why!

What will you do?!

- "What will you do if I punch you?!

-"I'll Punch you too".

***

-"If I slap you?"

-"I'll slap you back."

***

"If I love you?"

----

¿Qué es lo que más recuerdo sobre legos?

I'll try to keep this in mind!

Never say anything wich doesn't improve on Silence!

The stars are blind...

Paris on prison...

Yo ni idea...

Mientras usted ve televisión...

¿Sabe que leyes esta aprobando el congreso?

Y bueno esto si es vida....

-Otro perro... que vive mejor que tú

Take chances!

-What's the worst that could happen? right

Light my fire!

When there's nothing left to burn---

You have to set yourself on fire!

On the streets...

Penny or a smiles...

Peek-a-boo:

Oh! so cute...

Nunca se queda bien con nadie...

Si te callas eres invisible y si gritas un disturbio...

Construcciones Interesantes...

 3 en 1... =S

-Y exactamente a donde vamos... de largo....

Es el alcalde ideal!

Keep in mind...

"Never allow someone to be your priority 

while allowing yourself to be their option"