The hardest is always different...

--The hardest thing to do is letting go..

not because you want to but because you have to.

Well kick it back!

Life is designed to kick your ass...

Laws in life:

-Everything Good in Life is either Illegal, fattening or bad...

Coffee Time is Up!

-Drink Coffee:

Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Zzzzz... Sleepy...

Fight Sleep 24/7!

Hey You...

Life is short...

Stay awake for it.

I believe it's true!

-Everybody should believe in something...

I believe I'll have another coffee!

A little prayer:

Dear fat in my body, find your way to my boobs or gtfo:)

Is it friday yet?!

--Wake me up when it's Friday...

You would think...

 "The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off!.

Straight from the horse's mouth:

-A wise girl know her limits, 

a smart girl knows that she has none!

Marilyn Monroe

Aún hay que tener fé en la humanidad...

Porque no sólo somos capaces de cagarlo todo...

Do you believe in magic?

Squat Analogy...

The squat is the perfect analogy for life.

It's about standing back up after something heavy takes you down!

A falta de escobas= botellas

Una excelente idea para reciclar tanta botella plástica.

Time is my problem!

-So manythings yet...

So little time!

I've heard this before?!:

I am NEVER drinking again...

Oh so true!

I am fluent in three languages...

english, sarcasm, and profanity.

Eso sí!

Sólo quien ha comido ajo puede darnos una palabra de aliento...

I love my Cup!

-Would you like your coffe in a cup?

 or straight from the IV?

Let's try some magic tricks:

Abracadabra!

-Nope.

You're still a bitch.

There's a thing about mornings....

I'd like mornings better if they started later...

Stop and think...

Don´t exchange what you want most

for what you want at the moment.

Just be yourself...

Great!

Aww the dentist:

- "The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can´t have a little fun!"

I would say No ice cream, for sure!

- I don't know what's sadder, a break-up, or no ice cream.

Make it Count!

The happiest people don't have the best of everything,

they just make the best of everything...

Plain and simple...

When someone says:

"You've changed"

It simply means:

you've stopped living your life their way...

There's a thing with my attitude:

- My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat.

From sweetheart to bitch,

so don't test that.

dancing to sex and the city!

“And as for me, I tucked my jeweled underwear and my inner model away where they belonged. And went back to my life as a real person.” -Carrie Bradshaw

If you only knew!

I might look normal...

But I have a lot of potential!

And believe me I will!

Life is short,

enjoy ur coffee!

Nunca lo olvides, sólo hay que ponerlo en acción!

Pensar es gratis!

Just remember:

Every slip is not a fail!

I'm trying to learn to love it!

***-I love Running!

Really?!

Wishful thinking!

-Today I just want to stay in bed, drink tea and browse the internet!

Whoops!

Just thinking out loud:

--So what do you think the meaning of life is: Food and sleep

-Yep, that's what I thought...

Típico del lunes...

Too lovely to forget--Too dangerous to love...

And I love it!

Lazy Sunday!

Please don't stop the music!

If the music is too loud ---

You're too old

Get perspective...

Look at things differently....

Clear the road...

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today...

***

No dejes que lo de ayer tome mucho del día de hoy!

Los animalitos en nuestras vidas:

Hasta que no hayas amado

a un animal, una parte de tu alma permanecerá dormida.

Sweet Innocence...

Ok, So we've taken off our clothes and I'm on top of you-

How long before we get that orgasm thing?

***

I don't know but now I understand why mummy has a headache all the time!

Changing the way I think...

-Stop saying: "I wish"

Start saying "I will"

I'm dancing in the rain!

Life isn't about waitng for the storm to pass,

it's about learning to dance in the rain...